Posted 3 hours ago

sometimes a porn blog will start following me and i’m all “get the fuck out of here”

but sometimes an interest blog that has nothing to do with porn will start following me and i’m like “well i’m glad you stopped by but this thing your blog is all about is not actually an interest of mine”

and then a few weeks later they’ll realize this and unfollow me

unlike the porn blogs which are run by evil robots that will stop at nothing to creep people out and stick around FOREVER even though i put them on ignore

Posted 3 hours ago

smoothestjazz:

gee i wonder if virginia man is up to anything like that wacky florida man

image

holy shit

Posted 3 hours ago
naturallybent:

go for it!

naturallybent:

go for it!

(Source: questionall)

Posted 3 hours ago

heartstringcrochet:

"I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up!"

Jake the dog is now available in the shop, AND is Ready To Ship!!! :D

MATHEMATICAL!!!

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romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Posted 3 hours ago

flabbergabbed:

White people get mad over things like the picture of one direction walking on abbey road, or wearing a band t shirt when you don’t listen to the music, calling it “disrespectful” but when it comes to cultural appropriation and stealing marginalized people’s most sacred traditions, they’re like “oh, we’re just appreciating your culture, stop getting so angry” while throwing paint at each other and prancing around in cheap, craft store, feather headdresses

Posted 3 hours ago

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

Posted 4 hours ago
this-kid-is-not-ok:

snakelet:

vondell-swain:

imremembering:

Who remembers what this is?

what do people use “now” to slice paper?? is there some kind of fancy new automatic version i don’t know about?

only 90s kids remember wooden paper slicers. if you didn’t grow up in the 90s you dont know what wood is. you’ve probably never even seen a tree

The only time I ever saw one of these was like a year ago in the teacher’s lounge at the high school I went to.

this-kid-is-not-ok:

snakelet:

vondell-swain:

imremembering:

Who remembers what this is?

what do people use “now” to slice paper?? is there some kind of fancy new automatic version i don’t know about?

only 90s kids remember wooden paper slicers. if you didn’t grow up in the 90s you dont know what wood is. you’ve probably never even seen a tree

The only time I ever saw one of these was like a year ago in the teacher’s lounge at the high school I went to.